[TR][TD]三个男人死后,同时到了天堂.掌管天庭的天神将一个奇丑的女子拷在第一人身上.
"为什么这样对我?"
"你九岁时用石头打死了一支小鸟."天神说.
接着天神又同样的将另一丑女拷到第二人身上.
第二人也问了同样的问题.
"你九岁时用石头打死了一支小鸟."天神说.
这时第三人笑了:"还好,我没作过这种事."
这时,天神将天庭里最漂亮的女子拷在第三人身上.
前两人诧异的问:"为什么这样对他?!"
天神说:"她九岁时用石头打死了一支小鸟."
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Punishment in Heaven[/TD][TD] [/TD][/TR] [TR][TD][IMGA]http://jokes.comedycentral.com/images/v2/pix_clear.gif[/IMGA][/TD][/TR] [TR][TD] [/TD][TD]Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''
''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''
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